Who I am

My name is Twinkles and I assist Mr. E. Magic in his shows. At least, that is what he thinks. The truth is that I just do my own thing, and he gets annoyed.

I live in a big hat. The hat looks rather small, but has three floors. My favourite part is the basement where I have my swimming pool, my fitness studio and my snooker room. The television is on the middle floor, as is my stereo blaster. I also cook, eat and sleep on the middle floor. The top floor is where I entertain guests, and where I am supposed to practice for my performances. But then, I never practice, because there is always so many other exciting things to be done.

I generally enjoy life, and it would be great if you could book us for your party. I would love to entertain you.

Take care for now, TWINKLES

My Performances

My tricks are much better than those performed by my boss.

He takes an awful long time to blow up a balloon. I can do this in 2 seconds with some dynamite, but he never lets me.

I can make lions and doves appear, and have recently perfected Mr. Howdinnie's Chain Escape (I am currently working on a Chain Saw Escape routine.

I used to saw lady bunnies in half, but my half-sisters got fed up with the endless practices. Without them, I struggle to put lady bunnies back together again (getting them in half is easy when you have a chain saw)

My favourite trick is the disappearing balloon trick. Works every time!

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Dear Santa,

These are the things I'd like for Christmas

• Speed boat
• Cruise for two to the Bahamas
• Food
• More food
• 2Titabite Laptop with Zip drive
• Sailing yacht
• Helicopter
• wall mountable Telly, flat screen, 6ft wide
• More food
• Pictures of CENSORED
• Joke book
• More food
• Trip to Lapland, to see Santas house (preferably in the summer)
• 10lb of carrots
• More food
• Trip to Disney world
• Flight on Concord (this could go well with the previous request Santa)
• 28ft Telescope
• Motorbike
• Ferrari, doesn't matter which one, as long as you can do 60 miles in under three seconds
• Trip to the international Space station (with Nasa preferably)
• Lady Bunnies
• More food
• Another joke book
• Full working McDonald's Restaurant
• Rolls Royce with Swimming pool and wine bar
• The Keys to Buckingham Palace
• More food
• Aircraft Carrier with Stealth Fighters
• 40% pay rise
• David Beckham's Football skill
• and his wife
• Chocolate
• More chocolate
• Even more chocolate
• That's it!

PS: Santa, you don't have to buy everything.

Hi there Lady bunnies,

Love, Twinkles

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